Literature
Sage advice
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after owls because you'll only end up with a spatula in your toe." I never quite understood his advice until one valentine's day, I was gardening with my best friend Christie. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was red and spooky sounds came from deep within. Christie saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!